ultrascreaming:

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

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pukicho:

aphuckingbeesechurger:

pukicho:

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

To level my charisma stat

Ah a gamer, you may pass

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mashamorevna:

“I’m nobody / or too much of everybody”

— Julian Randall, from “The Space between Skins Is Called a Wound,” Refuse
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vampireapologist:

stepsoversnails:

Preorder my new patch and help stop senseless violence against innocent snails!

https://stepsoversnails.bigcartel.com/product/step-over-snails-patch

I WANT ONE

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diequik:

tilthat:

TIL Monopoly was originally meant to teach people about the evils of capitalism.

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marsincharge:

imperatorkhaleesi:

marsincharge:

How are the Beatles considered the greatest band when Queen has so many bangers? The Beatles don’t slap.?

The Beatles also took a lot of music by black people and made it UN-slap, which I feel is 10000% worse

MADE IT UN-SLAP AFKDSGKB

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Anonymous asked: People really need to start using their critical thinking skills about which superheroes are and are not furries. Black Panther is a mantle passed down for generations and NOT T'Challa's own fursona. His ancestor was the furry. Batman on the other hand is the biggest furry in town. Do you know how many sketch books of bats and batsonas the man has? He even calls himself Batman in his private thoughts, not Bruce.

mattonious:

hey siri frame this ask above my fireplace and notify the anon that they are literally the most valid human being on this god forsaken rock of a planet we call earth

2019 patch notes

maxiesatanofficial:

• the oblong american football is now the standard “ball” shape. spherical balls have been renamed “bounce orbs”
  
• new natural disasters: “lunar storm,” “airquake,” and “nothing but flowers”
• economy fixes:
• removed an exploit that allowed defunct user accounts to pass on all their Savings to existing users, causing severe PVP stagnation
• added a new auction house (Mecklington’s on Fifth)
• nerfed Networking
• added support for Esperanto
• mammoths have been revamped and will be returning to the “Siberia” and “Yukon” regions
• five new dungeons!

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199noir:

ricanpoe:

gawdofdopeshit:

missytobi:

mindd-over-matt3r:

hipster:

The “stare” before the kiss.

The “kiss” before the fuck.

The “fuck” before the cuddle.

The “cuddle” before sleep.

The “fruit” by the foot.

The “fuck” is y’all on.

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wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

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insomniac-arrest:

I watched Aggretsuko, it’s good 👌

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study-with-jane:

Small things/habits to start doing in 2019 🌷

• Do yoga
• Meditate
• Express gratitude
• Read 10 pages a day
• Drink green tea over coffee
• Have 8-9 hours of sleep every day
• Skincare
• Stretch for 5-10 minutes every morning
• Eat fruit over chocolate
• Compliment people you admire
• Be creative (in any way you want)
• Hang more pictures
• Take care of your plants
• Take your vitamins daily
• Reduce the time spent on social media
• Cut off all the toxic people in your life (+ unfollow all the toxic people)
• Listen to inspiring music
• Relax
• Don’t overwhelm yourself with tasks
• Exercise 3x a week
• Drink water!
• Spend time with people you love
• Journal
• Recycle
• Smile more
• Be kind to yourself
• Be positive
• …

Feel free to add on 🌚

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